An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Tim likes girls

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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