- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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