- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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okay so theres this guy.

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