Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the snake say to the rat?

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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