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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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