- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

-knock knock! -doors open

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

- Helen Keller

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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