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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What is white and black and red all over.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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