why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Bark I'm a tree

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Hi, my name is Jake.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

what's black and can't swim?

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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