How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

People Eating Tasty Animals

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

This joke is the worst joke ever.

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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