The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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long in the tooth!

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Cool Brian

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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whats white and sticky glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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