- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Bad grammers.

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