- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.