- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

This sentence is a lie.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Cancer.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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