- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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