- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Knock knock. Racism.

PSN IS UP

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

This is not a joke

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Knock Knock opens the door

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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