A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

My parents died!

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Justin Bieber

why is my phone broken i dropped it

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A women in the kitchen.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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