I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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