Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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