why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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