What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

whats a willy? -brock

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

No thank you, I don't like violence

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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