What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Donald Trump

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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