I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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a man said hi.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Agent 47.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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