- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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