- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

WEED!

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Womens Rights

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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