a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What's the difference between a duck

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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