Nobody cares.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Trashcan!

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Anti Joke

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