why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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T-Dog scare me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Who has downs this joke

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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