How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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whats pale and white your ass.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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