Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Canada's army

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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