How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

save water shower with friends

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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