what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Josh kissing a girl

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Star Wars

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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