Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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