- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

What flys? A fly

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

NEVER

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

Bumsniffer

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

BUTTERFARTING

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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