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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club...

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

A guy is playing cod

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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