Women's rights

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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