Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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the guy below me is gay

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Small titties.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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