- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

minced oaths

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Romney 2012

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*