What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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womens rights!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Microsoft Windows

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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World Peace

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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