- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

MICHAEL

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

nine...eleven

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

stuff and dogs {()}

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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