What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

An asian walks out of math class

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Your mum is dead

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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