whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Nicholas Cage

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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you just lost the game!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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hi

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Justin Bieber

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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