How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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haha.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Womens rights

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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George Bush.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your life That's the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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