How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Real jokes.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Tim's gay.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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9:11 make a wish

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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