- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

I am really good at math debating

666

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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