- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What's funnier than 24? 25.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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