- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Sea World Japan.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats gay ? you

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Womens Rights.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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