- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

do you know what's so funny? yup

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

sweaty black guy

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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