Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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The horse said "nay."

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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