- Anti Joke

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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