What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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